10 Most Ridiculous ‘Sexy’ Disney Halloween Costumes
When we saw the ‘Frozen’ “sexy” Olaf costume, we could barely believe our eyes. But once we started digging through the darkest, deepest corners of the Internet, it turns out there is an entire market for weirdly “sexy” Disney Halloween costumes — and Olaf was just the tip of the iceberg.
Check out our ranking of the 10 most ridiculous “sexy” Disney Halloween costumes — with No. 1 being the most ridic — below.
10. Sexy Mary Poppins
As strange as a sexy Mary Poppins is, this Halloween costume makes the No. 10 spot because she is the only actual human character on this list.
9. Sexy Sorcerer Mickey
The sorcerer would not approve of this sexy Mickey costume.
8. Sexy Donald Duck
He may not wear pants, but we definitely wouldn’t consider Donald Duck — as much of a Disney staple as he is! — to be as sexy as this Halloween costume.
7. Naughty Nemo
Nemo was just a young fish just trying to get home to his dad. No thanks.
6. Sexy Pinocchio
Pinocchio doesn’t even become a “real boy” until the end of the movie, so we don’t think he ever had any intention to one day become a sexy girl.
5. Sexy Olaf
More like NOlaf.
4. Sexy Pluto
We’re pretty sure that Mickey’s dog Pluto wasn’t intended to have cleavage — or a smoky eye — like in this costume.
3. Sexy Dwarf
The seven dwarves from ‘Snow White’ were little old men. Adorable (and bashful, sneezy, etc.) — but not hot. And FYI, this costume is technically called ‘High Ho.’
The aptly named Flower is Bambi’s pal skunk. And how a skunk could ever be sexy (unless you’re Pepe Le Pew, of course) is beyond us. P.S.: This costume retails for a whopping $239.95.
1. Jiminy Cricket
Worse than an adorable skunk, Jiminy Cricket is an adorable bug. And he’s Pinocchio’s conscience to boot. Somehow, we don’t think that cartoon Jiminy Cricket would think this costume was morally redeeming.
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